You know you’re sick when…

1. Water is too much. Ice chips only.

2. Looking at your phone makes you motion sick.

3. Everything hurts too badly to read.

4. You gear up all your energy so you can go feed the dog.

5. Eating half a banana for dinner is really pushing the limit.

Here’s praying that all I have is a 24-hour bug, because I absolutely can NOT miss work tomorrow. And of course this is one of those crazy busy weeks with something every night and big weekend plans. I am determined that this IS only a 24-hour bug.

Now excuse me while I decide if I can handle the other half of the banana.