“An office is not a place where people die. An office is a place where dreams come true.” -Michael Scott
“I am so proud of the potential you see in me.” -Michael Scott, to his boss
“This is why we do training. We learn from our mistakes. And now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person.” -Michael Scott, to his boss
“I’ve got to make sure YouTube comes down to tape this.” -Michael Scott
“If you’ve ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott. If you ever called the fire department because your head was stuck in a chair, you might be Michael Scott.” -Angela
“Sometimes, to get perspective, I like to think about a space man on a star, far, far away.” -Michael Scott