Tonight I saw Juno, and it was adorable. Juno is the dark, moody heroine who gets pregnant at 16 and yet is mature beyond her years. I love Juno’s sarcastic, dry sense of humor. I’m drawn to characters like her, and yet there’s nothing dark or moody about me. I’m the kind of person Juno wouldn’t like… perky and upbeat.

But, my life is a lot more fun being perky and upbeat. Plus, I drink a lot of coffee.