Lines a guy should never utter

Tonight’s Bachelor finale deserves a much better post… but it’s late, and I’m tired, so all I can do is squeeze out a quick venting session…

Tonight’s show exemplified everything I hate about certain kinds of guys (of course, not any of the ones who read THIS blog). You know the kind… the ones who feed you lines about how awesome you are, and then suddenly have a “change of heart.” The following are lines uttered by Jason on tonight’s show that NO guy should ever utter when in a committed relationship… because it’s a cop-out.
“I have to follow my heart.”
“My feelings changed.”
“I can’t have any regrets. Even if it hurts those around me.”
“I can’t help what I’m feeling.”
“You’re a very sweet girl… BUT…”
I can imagine hearing Mr. Bachelor saying these same things to his wife in a few years. “I’m sorry, honey, I know you didn’t want me to cheat on you, but I had to follow my heart. My feelings have just changed. And I can’t have regrets… even if it may hurt those around me. I just can’t help what I’m feeling. You’re such a fantastic girl… but… the other girl was really HOT.”
Yep. I hate the Bachelor. Why did I waste my time watching this?

One Comment

  1. Oh you forgot one . . . last night he also said, “It’s Not You . . ” I think we need to get a Pedi after sitting through 3 hours of misery. I need to detox!

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