Dumped.

I got dumped by my yard guy.

I thought things were going so well. We saw each other every Friday.

Apparently I just wasn’t cutting it.

When he told me, I felt like I was mowed over.

He said it wasn’t me. He gave me some lame excuse about not having time to mow ANY yards anymore.

But I think he left me for greener pastures.

That’s okay, I can totally do better. There will be other, better lawn boys.

You’re on my turf now, buddy.

Time to go make another break-up CD.

4 Comments

  1. It might be that the relationship didnt ‘grow’ like it was supposed to… or maybe he was going ‘green’ and your yard wasnt.

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