I got dumped by my yard guy.
I thought things were going so well. We saw each other every Friday.
Apparently I just wasn’t cutting it.
When he told me, I felt like I was mowed over.
He said it wasn’t me. He gave me some lame excuse about not having time to mow ANY yards anymore.
But I think he left me for greener pastures.
That’s okay, I can totally do better. There will be other, better lawn boys.
You’re on my turf now, buddy.
Time to go make another break-up CD.
well, the important thing is that you can still be ferns
I think maybe I was a little “edgy.”
It might be that the relationship didnt ‘grow’ like it was supposed to… or maybe he was going ‘green’ and your yard wasnt.
Maybe you should leave him alone and not pay mulch attention anymore?