I got dumped by my yard guy.
I thought things were going so well. We saw each other every Friday.
Apparently I just wasn’t cutting it.
When he told me, I felt like I was mowed over.
He said it wasn’t me. He gave me some lame excuse about not having time to mow ANY yards anymore.
But I think he left me for greener pastures.
That’s okay, I can totally do better. There will be other, better lawn boys.
You’re on my turf now, buddy.
Time to go make another break-up CD.