I’m doing some research to come up with a new name for my Sunday School class, and because I’m “hip” and “street” (word) I somehow stumbled across www.urbandictionary.com. This may be my new favorite site.
Category / weird news
Hole in One
Okay, I’ve won some pretty cool things in my life… $1,000, a 36-inch television, a giant inflatable cow. But this one trumps all of that.
Oh Seinfeld, how I’ve missed you
It’s called a bank
If you thought you were having a bad day, check out this poor lady.
This in no way makes this story any less traumatic for the woman, but I think the bad guy got what he deserved. Actually, he deserves to have other body parts removed as well, but at least this is a start.
In honor of Earth Week
I recycle. But I’m no environmentalist. I work in marketing, so I’ve probably single-handedly destroyed half a rain forest in my quest to promote my company. But all is okay, because of this nugget of good news…
Padded bra saves woman’s life
Oh, there’s too many things to say, and none would be appropriate. Read this story and [[[insert witty comment here.]]]
Navy Seals Rock
Sometimes, I’m just overwhelmed with pride to be an American. Reading this story was one of those moments. We have the best military in the world, and I’m just sitting here, relishing their awesomeness, wishing I was 1/10 as cool as they are. The bad guys should really watch out. Seriously… Check this out.
Don’t drink and drive… or drink and sit.
My friends, sometimes there really are no words…
Death, decay, and Scrabble?
Apparently I’m the only person who’s still single… not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld reference). According to this article, as the stock market goes down, popularity of online dating sites goes up. I think the stock market will have to hit rock bottom before I join, though. Something about online dating still creeps me out. But I do love how they hypothesize the reason behind the uptick to be that folks would rather save their money and “stay home to play scrabble.” Hmm… is Scrabble really considered a hot date these days?