Look at me being all STREET

I’m doing some research to come up with a new name for my Sunday School class, and because I’m “hip” and “street” (word) I somehow stumbled across www.urbandictionary.com. This may be my new favorite site. 

For instance, how can your life possibly be full without knowing the term 
when a person wears a scary amount of mascara
Oh. my. awesomeness.

In honor of Earth Week

I recycle. But I’m no environmentalist. I work in marketing, so I’ve probably single-handedly destroyed half a rain forest in my quest to promote my company. But all is okay, because of this nugget of good news…

I’m thin. And apparently, thin is the new green. Check it out.
So before you get that next Sonic strawberry milk shake, ask yourself, “Is this good for the environment?”
And then drink it anyway. Because being thin also leads to osteoporosis. I say, pick your poison.

Death, decay, and Scrabble?

Apparently I’m the only person who’s still single… not that there’s anything wrong with that (Seinfeld reference). According to this article, as the stock market goes down, popularity of online dating sites goes up. I think the stock market will have to hit rock bottom before I join, though. Something about online dating still creeps me out. But I do love how they hypothesize the reason behind the uptick to be that folks would rather save their money and “stay home to play scrabble.” Hmm… is Scrabble really considered a hot date these days?

Speaking of being single… it’s really okay, 99% of the time. But there’s that 1% of me that’s a bit scared of turning out like this lady… she was dead SIX YEARS before anybody noticed! If any of you notice that you haven’t seen me in awhile, please feel free to check in and make sure I’m alive. Really. Please.