Last night I was all fired up by the TERRIBLE ending to The Bachelorette. I was blindsided by her decision to pick the slacker snowboarder instead of cute, clean-cut (and good-looking!) Jason. So I wrote a sassy blog about how stupid DeAnna is.

But now that it’s been 24 hours, I realize that my blog was just mean. So I’m choosing not to post it. Besides, it’s just a silly TV show. And she’s just a silly girl. And watching people get rejected on national television may be fascinating, but I feel slightly guilty for enjoying it so much.

So I’ll hold my tongue.

But I can’t wait until next season.