In Sunday School last week, the teacher asked us if anyone wanted to share their most embarrassing moment.
That’s easy. It was the time I set my hair on fire at church.
Or maybe it was the time I mooned Banana Republic.
And then there was the time I ripped my pants in a room full of people.
Or the time I almost missed church because I spilled toilet bowl cleaner in my eye.
But that doesn’t even include almost puking on my husband. Or scaring a guy in the Taco Bell drive-through line.
Somebody should stop me before I hurt myself. Or someone else.
Oh wait… I already did that.