A-Fraud finally speaks out… see it here.
Blah blah blah.
“I was young.”
“I felt so much pressure.”
Blah blah blah.
“I was naive.”
“I’m not sure what substance I was guilty of using.”
Blah blah blah.
“Everything was so loosey-goosey back in those days.”
“Everybody was doing it.”
“The popular kids told me to.”
Okay, so the last one was my contribution to this ridiculous nonsense.
Did you notice the red friendship bracelet given to him by Madonna? I’m so surprised that such a deeply religious man of high moral character — a family man — would ever betray his fans by taking ILLEGAL steroids. I mean, look at how well he treated his beloved wife.
A-Fraud, this is so unexpected of you… I thought you were such a good guy. I’m afraid this is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil, for $252 million.
Oops. I just threw up a little in my mouth.