I’ll admit, buying a can of air was the highlight of my day. Oh, the possibilities… I got to clean my keyboard, my mousepad, and all sorts of nooks and crannies around my office that I have never been able to reach before.

I wanted you to be able to appreciate the beauty of the can of air. I put her on my work bookshelf, next to my friends Josh Hamilton and Michael Young in honor of tonight’s All Star game. Too bad I don’t have a Nelson Cruz bobblehead, but alas, a gal can’t have everything. I’ll settle for owning air.