Dear topless girl at my gym,

Please be considerate of those of us who might be a bit more modest than you, and PUT ON SOME CLOTHES. There’s a reason God invented bathroom stalls… if you need to change clothes, it’s a good idea not to do it out in the open part of the girls’ locker room. When I walk by for a quick bathroom break between the treadmill and the weights, I don’t want to have to see you in all your glory. So please, PLEASE, just put on some clothes and give the rest of us (me) a break.

Back when I was training for the half marathon, I didn’t have to deal with folks not wearing clothes. This is what I get for going to the gym. Maybe I should just stay home and eat my ice cream in peace.

Thank you,
Concerned Gym Member