Today at work I went to a fundraising luncheon sponsored by one of my favorite non-profits and watched a Las Vegas Oprah impersonator do a “favorite things” spoof with all of our local mayors. I came home with silly string, a water gun, and an eye patch. They even served molten chocolate cake… my favorite. For Oprah’s big finale, she sang a Tina Turner song (apparently the Oprah impersonator moonlights as a Tina Turner impersonator). I kept waiting for her to rip off her Oprah-ish satin shirt to reveal her Tina Turner sparkly mini-dress hidden underneath as she did the “rollin’ down the river” dance, but alas, it wasn’t meant to be.