Tomorrow’s the finale of The Bachelorette, my current favorite show. I’m going on the record to say that I think she’s going to pick Jason, the single dad. I may be biased, because Jessie, while he seems like a nice guy, reminds me of every slacker skater dude I went to high school with. And that just grosses me out. Besides, get a haircut.

So while I think Graham or Jeremy would have been a better choice, I’m cheering for you, Jason. Good luck!